- Anti Joke

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why is pi? Because circles.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did? Yes

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Gangnam style

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

j

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

bryden is a faggot

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why is pi? Because circles.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did? Yes

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Gangnam style

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

j

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

bryden is a faggot

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you