Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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