Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Women Sports.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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knock knock

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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