Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What you reading? reading?

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Winter

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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