How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Davey Peterson.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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