nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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