Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

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