- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

THE END.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

No

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

A dyslexic blind man

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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