How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Your face

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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I like your hair

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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