How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What is your bill about? Clinton

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Girls Lacrosse.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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