Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Cheese

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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