- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

i lost the game

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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