Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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My penis is big... not.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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a woman votes!

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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