a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

You just read this ..

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Your mom is so old she died

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What? Why?

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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