ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you spell eight? 8

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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