- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

penis haha

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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