knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

hey John will you make some copies

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

British Dentistry

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

A French man gets into a fight

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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