a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Smeg...

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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The Game.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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It says so on your cap.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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