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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.