Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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