Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Fart

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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