What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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