- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Help I'm being raped!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

sorry got to poo

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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