Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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"Knock knock." "No."

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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