Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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