What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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