Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What do I hate? people

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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