- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Tim and Eric

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

its funny cuz i laughed!

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's red and has wheels? A red car

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*