- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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