Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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