Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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mark is life

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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