- Anti Joke

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Has u seen my grammar?

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.