Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

thumb_up thumb_down +5

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops