Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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