What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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