- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

So I was walking down the road today

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

This one time at band camp music was played.

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