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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Brad Fuller!

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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