- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

identical jokes get different votes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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