why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Nuneaton..

how do you win a game try your best

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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