What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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