- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Corn Muffins

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Gingers.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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