Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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