- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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