- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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