What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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dead dibbs

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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