I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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