Vagina.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Where's the dick??? east

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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