Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Your adopted.....

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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