- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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