- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

kaite is dumb that is true

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